February 2012
20 posts
“An eye for an eye leaves the world monocular”
-John Green”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sohXPx_XZ6Y&feature=BFa&list=PLBDA2E52FB1EF80C9&lf=plcp&context=C3813075FDOEgsToPDskKefseuayalJGCnXnjbpYLI
momochromatic:
vzap:
lemunplej:
people get mad at you when you blog about personal things
on a blog
which is basically an internet diary
srsly…
blog = web log
which is, again, like an internet diary…
people are also entitled to their own emotions and spreading them however they like on the internet, if you get offended by haters then the internets isn’t for you
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*warning* believing something is true actually...
Any physical or scientific explanation can be withdrawn as long as you believe it is incorrect based on logic dealing with emotions, e.g. I have lost weight because I am not depressed or anxious or stressed and my weight is not due to exercise and eating properly
Expletive expletive doctor who its all about mother expletive doctor seuss
Time traveling got nothing on Red fish blue fish mother expletives
Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55: 8
I'm not atheist or anything but I find this just ridiculous
1. God would rather shut your car down than save a drunk person.
2. Death and angels dont fight.
3. What about the people who really need gods help? He's just too busy with petty people.
1164791 asked: Whow whoa whoa that's why it sounded so familiar