February 2012
18 posts
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
momochromatic: vzap: lemunplej: people get mad at you when you blog about personal things on a blog which is basically an internet diary srsly… blog = web log which is, again, like an internet diary… people are also entitled to their own emotions and spreading them however they like on the internet, if you get offended by haters then the internets isn’t for you Edit:...
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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*warning* believing something is true actually...
Any physical or scientific explanation can be withdrawn as long as you believe it is incorrect based on logic dealing with emotions, e.g. I have lost weight because I am not depressed or anxious or stressed and my weight is not due to exercise and eating properly
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Expletive expletive doctor who its all about mother expletive doctor seuss Time traveling got nothing on Red fish blue fish mother expletives
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Feb 5th
Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55: 8
I'm not atheist or anything but I find this just ridiculous
1. God would rather shut your car down than save a drunk person.
2. Death and angels dont fight.
3. What about the people who really need gods help? He's just too busy with petty people.
Feb 5th
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n1ggerl0rd asked: Whow whoa whoa that's why it sounded so familiar
Feb 4th
January 2012
6 posts
Well if you’re busy who do I complain to? I should just be more independent
Jan 29th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 4th
My true new years resolution.
I’ve always tried cutting down sweets, soda, sugar and being physically fit but now I have a motivation and purpose. the patriarchy of my family have been found to have a history of medical problems that are genetic. So this year I vow to be healthy in every aspect, slowly but surely I will get this done, if not for me but for my future family
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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“Don’t be ashamed to weep; ‘tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and...”
– Brian Jacques (via atramentum)
Dec 30th
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Dec 22nd
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I use to hate my dad for not showing any emotion when his father died. I didn’t understand how he grew up and always thought he just wasn’t an emotional person. Then when my moms mom died and saw us crying at her funeral he began to cry. I only saw a brief glimpse but it felt different… I knew he loved my grandma as much as we all loved her…maybe even more than he loved...
Dec 13th
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n1ggerl0rd asked: I miss you guys. I can't wait to hang out with you during winter break. ;-;
Dec 5th
Dec 3rd
What is up with all looking the same, that new stussy hip hop shit? just get a new style or have your own style i know you want to look “fly” “swag” and shit but add your touch to it, don’t cop to someone elses just straight no, please grow up soon cuz this aint cutting it, just imo though hatin like a villain…
Dec 2nd
anjuguna asked: 198, 170, 167, 154, 145, 124, 119, 112, 79, 60, 11
Dec 2nd
Insert number into my ask...
200: My middle name is:
199: I was born in:
198: I am really:
197: My cell phone company is:
196: My eye color is:
195: My shoe size is:
194: My ring size is:
193: My height is:
192: I am allergic to:
191: My 1st car was:
190: My 1st job was:
189: Last book you read:
188: My bed is:
187: My pet:
186: My best friend:
185: My favorite shampoo is:
184: AIM name:
183: Piggy Banks are:
182: In my pockets:
181: On my calendar:
180: Marriage is:
179: Sponge Bob can:
178: My mom:
177: The last three cd's I bought were:
176: Last YouTube video watched:
175: How many cousins do you have?
174: Do you have any siblings:
173: Are your parents divorced:
172: Are you taller than your mom?
171: Do you play an instrument?
170: What did you do yesterday:
I Believe In:
169: Love at first sight:
168: Luck:
167: Fate:
166: Yourself:
165: Aliens:
164: Heaven:
163: Hell:
162: God:
161: Horoscopes:
160: Soul mates:
159: Ghosts:
158: Gay Marriage:
157: War:
156: Orbs:
155: Magic:
Which is Better
154: Hugs or Kisses:
153: Drunk or High:
152: Phone or Online:
151: Red heads or Black haired:
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
149: Hot or cold:
148: Summer or winter:
147: Autumn or Spring:
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
145: Night or Day:
144: Oranges or Apples:
143: Curly or Straight hair:
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
140: Mac or PC:
139: Flip flops or high heals:
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor:
137: Coke or Pepsi:
136: Hillary or Obama:
135: Burried or cremated:
134: Singing or Dancing:
133: Coach or Chanel:
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
131: Small town or Big city:
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
127: East Coast or West Coast:
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
124: Disney or Six Flags:
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
Here's What I Think About
122: War:
121: George Bush:
120: Gay Marriage:
119: The presidential election:
118: Abortion:
117: MySpace:
116: Reality TV:
115: Parents:
114: Back stabbers:
113: Ebay:
112: Sex:
111: Work:
110: My Neighbors:
109: Gas Prices:
108: Designer Clothes:
107: College:
106: Sports:
105: My family:
104: The future:
Last time I
103: Hugged someone:
102: Last time you ate:
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
100: Cried in front of someone:
99: Went to a movie theater:
98: Took a vacation:
97: Swam in a pool:
96: Changed a diaper:
95: Got my nails done:
94: Went to a wedding:
93: Broke a bone:
92: Got a peircing:
91: Broke the law:
90: Texted:
MISC
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
87: The last movie I saw:
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
84: People call me:
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
81: My zodiac sign is:
80: The first person i talked to today was:
79: First time you had a crush:
78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
76: Right now I am talking to:
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
74: I have/will get a job:
73: Tomorrow:
72: Today:
71: Next Summer:
70: Next Weekend:
69: I have these pets:
68: The worst sound in the world:
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy:
65: Last time I cried:
64: My friends are:
63: My computer is:
62: My School:
61: My Car:
60: I lose all respect for people who:
59: The movie I cried at was:
58: Your hair color is:
57: TV shows you watch:
56: Favorite web site:
55: Your dream vacation:
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
52: My room is:
51: My favorite celebrity is:
50: Where would you like to be:
49: Do you want children:
48: Ever been in love:
47: Whos your best friend:
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
41: Have you pre-named your children:
40: Last person I got mad at:
39: I would like to move to:
38: I wish I was a professional:
My Favorites
37: Candy:
36: Vehicle:
35: President:
34: State visited:
33: Cell Phone Provider:
32: Athlete:
31: Actor:
30: Actress:
29: Singer:
28: Band:
27: Clothing Store:
26: Grocery Store:
25: TV show:
24: Movie:
23: Website:
22: Animal:
21: Theme Park:
20: Holiday:
19: Sport to watch:
18: Sport to play:
17: Magazine:
16: Book:
15: Day of the week:
14: Beach:
13: Concert Attended:
12: Thing to cook:
11: Food:
10: Restaurant:
9: Radio Station:
8: Yankee Candle scent:
7: Perfume:
6: Flower:
5: Color:
4: Talk Show host:
3: Comedian:
2: Dog Breed:
1: Would you be able to delete your blog?
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
49 posts
anjuguna replied to your post: Blah why you why not? because im difficult
Nov 30th
Blah why you
Nov 30th
momochromatic asked: 3, 7, 13, 25, 88
Nov 30th
SEND ME NUMBERS EVERYONE
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What's your sexual orientation?
19. What's your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
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Shoutout to my boy Columbus for fucking up the...
hardassnigga: Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. Puritans, and natives…columbus was aztecs
Nov 24th